Wednesday, March 3, 2010

7 FACTOIDS about FACTUL


FACTOIDS ? What the hal is that? Like cactoid monster from Final Fantasy ka (pic)? Anyway, according to Mr. Wiki (my all knowing pak sedara),

A factoid is a questionable or spurious—unverified, incorrect, or fabricated—statement formed and asserted as a fact, but with no veracity. The word appears in the Oxford English Dictionary as "something which becomes accepted as fact, although it may not be true."[1] However, the word can sometimes mean, instead, an insignificant but true piece of information. In either formulation, factoids are potentially factual, just not self-evidently so.

Yes, that's what the blog is all about. My own factoids, in my own way and terms, which i would phrase it as 'factul', therefore lead to naming of the blog and this first 7 factoids (or factuls). Enjoy reading..

1.
Factul = Factoid

Yes that's right. But here, the very main purpose I'm blogging (huhu mcm terer jer buat blog) is to list down all the factoids that i came across, which in no particular reason just to waste my time (and yours), by confusing the readers on what is actually the fact and whats not, or just by simply making out facts (or factoids, as those politicians does) and generally be amongst the blogger that don't actually know what they are talking about (and pisses off people for that, which I'm trying hard, really hard after this)..

2.
Factul =
fact + betul ?
Yes, no or maybe. Whatever you may read here will be my own factoids, right or wrong, true or false, whether it is subjected to the living or dead, patented or not, copyrighted or plagiarized, will be decided by your own state of mind, i.e If it is mental, you can go bonkers. If it is funny, you can smile. If it is sad, please cry. If it make you think what you think it is, do whatever you please (or comment) and come again for more factuls...

3.
Factul = fu*k betul ?

No. Certainly not. Mana boleh mencarut. (boleh caya ka?) Like i said, what state of mind are you now..:)

4.
Factul = conscience ?

First of all, lets understand conscience. According to Mr. Dic (great name, eh?) another of my unrelated pak sedara at dictionary.com,

con·science

1.the inner sense of what is right or wrong in one's conduct or motives, impelling one toward right action: to follow the dictates of conscience.
2.the complex of ethical and moral principles that controls or inhibits the actions or thoughts of an individual.
3.an inhibiting sense of what is prudent.

You be the judged, as i don't want to confused you more than i am now, which means i am confusing you with things that i am confused about, or pretend to be, just to let you be lost in the world of factoids and finally letting your conscience get to you...? Great, i found mine..or is it?

5.
Factul = happyness ?
Right, I am happy to say that factul is a very happy place, lots of humour, funny pics, anything that's tickle your funny bones, in fact, factul is so happy it will go to ridicule, mock, banter,taunt,insult and make satire or sarcasms out of anything, anyone or topics so that the readers will feel so happy, they don't care whether it's a fact or factoid anymore. Happyness ? I've seen that before...~.~

6.
Factul = information ?
If you are here for information, then you are at the right place. No where else you can find so much information about something that is stolen from other sites, did not exist, made up or created just for the hell of it, except here. Believe me when i say this, because factul is so full of double or maybe triple meaning to what it says, you will be diluted with so much information ..and rubbish...and craps...

7.
Factul = merepek ?

Kah kah kah, merepek betul la blog nie. Actually, it is already gone merepek now, (tahap gaban) but it will be more merepek even latter, but who cares? Again, all this 7 factuls are meant to be like that. It is to justify what's coming and what's going on in this blog. Got the idea while having too much work and no pay, which then lead to cursing to the facts that's not right, creating the word 'factul' as item no 3. in the list, (which been denied as merely as a suspicion, to those who suspect it is) and finally blogging about it, trying to make sense out of it, but instead it turned out to be some rambling that some mortals would never understand. And that's the beauty of it, to some people, the more they don't understand, the more they scrutinized and propagate thus making them feel better at the end of the day. I mean to some, not you. Scrutinize? go check with Mr Dic..

That's it. 7 factoids about factul to begin with...I am going bonkers........

4 comments:

  1. con.science = sains yang pandai menipu. hehehe..

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  2. sudah baca abis ka? amacam boleh promote? kuikui

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  3. Wah sekali promote terus hit naik 22..tp sayang tak ado komen..

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