5 FACTULS why I don't have a Facebook account

Facebook. Translated to BM will probably says Bukuwajah or Mukabuku. Sounds like an African name, "hello my name is Mukabuku and I am from timbuktu"..hehe..Anyway, here's the 5 reasons why I don't have a Facebook account....and probably will not want to..

1.
Facebook is only for Superheroes.
Mere mortals like you shouldn't be there...













2.
Facebook is the university for training mafia's, farmer's and fishmonger's.
You will rewarded with gun's, rare centipedes and exotic fishes, instead of a degree...




 


3.
Facebook make's you unemployed.
Don't make your boss caught you while facebooking...

4.
You can't trust everyone on Facebook.
You're probably talking to a dog..



5.
Facebook will turn you into a fan.
It really does..